and no this has not digressed into a discussion of belly buttons.
Let us return to this past August while I was sitting on the bed of a boy with whom I had just had an encounter. He tells me my eyes are pretty. Perhaps the word he used was interesting. I'm not quite sure. I digress...
He mentions something about how some vaginas are innies and some are outies. I had never heard of such a thing as my experience with other vaginas is somewhat limited. He tells me,"there are vaginas out there... where everything just hangs out."
Well yesterday, at my lovely roommates home in Miami, we watched some show where a some porn star was giving sex advice. naked. there was a close shot of her business.
me: "oh my... my business doesn't look like that..."
L: "I think that's just what happens to porn stars because they have too much sex..."
I think not. It was an outie!
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