Tuesday, December 22, 2009

but... mine doesn't look like that

A boy I once knew informed me that not all lady parts look the same. While this is logical for not all male genitalia looks the same ( you know circumcision and what not), it was nonetheless quite shocking for me when last night I encountered (not personally mind you) what this boy had called an outie.

and no this has not digressed into a discussion of belly buttons.

Let us return to this past August while I was sitting on the bed of a boy with whom I had just had an encounter. He tells me my eyes are pretty. Perhaps the word he used was interesting. I'm not quite sure. I digress...

He mentions something about how some vaginas are innies and some are outies. I had never heard of such a thing as my experience with other vaginas is somewhat limited. He tells me,"there are vaginas out there... where everything just hangs out."

Well yesterday, at my lovely roommates home in Miami, we watched some show where a some porn star was giving sex advice. naked. there was a close shot of her business.

me: "oh my... my business doesn't look like that..."
L: "I think that's just what happens to porn stars because they have too much sex..."

I think not. It was an outie!

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